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Old Man Newberger’s charming vest.
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Old Man Newberger doesn’t like those youngsters to get their hands on the devil’s fire water.
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I’ve screwed up my back so much I’m limping around wearing my Jerry Seinfeld shoes. Is….is this what not being crispy feels like?
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Old Man Newberger is quite the manther.
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Old Man Newberger likes to make sure he’s free of pit stains. He’s a classy gentleman.
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Finally made a skype, mainly for job interviews. I don’t see myself using this for fun. Why would I want to sit and stare at a computer when I want to talk on the phone. I like to pretend I’m on the West Wing and walk around importantly when I talk to people. Also, I’m an old man.
From Old Man Newberger himself -
On Cultural Sensitivity…

“I’m not converting to Islam. I like bacon, I like booze, and I like to see my women.” - Old Man Newberger
Old Man Newberger with a comrade from back in ‘Nam in the Blue Mosque.
Istanbul, Turkey
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Old Man Newberger takes life by the balls when he wears funny hats.
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Do the Muslims put Qur’ans in the hotel rooms like the Gideons put Bibles?
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Old Man Newberger is a traditional fellow who always flies wearing his Sunday best, even at 5:00 am.
Orlando, FL

